The 2016 Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide


Christmas and Hannukah shopping for metalheads may not be easy, so we  thought we’d throw in our  suggestions for what to get your favorite metal head. Whether you are shopping for a son, daughter, relative, friend, significant other or just want to scare somebody, we have compiled the ultimate guide of sweet gifts for blasters, shredders and thrashers.




The Pluginz Jack Rack
Everybody has keys, and needs some place to put them. Why not an amp head-shaped key rack? Plug in! Starting at $29.99




Abbath Full-Zip Hoodie
I can’t think of a cooler, more trve present than this one.
$54.99 at Kings Road Merch





mastodonsteinMastodon Beer Stein
If you’re going to drink beer, might as well drink it out of this, right?
$125 from Mastodon





sonos-play-1Sonos Play 1 Wireless Speaker
Our favorite way to stream music in the home.
$199.00 on





lemmy-funkoLemmy Funko Pop Figure
A fun addition to any office desk or bookshelf. A reminder to always ask WWLD: What Would Lemmy Do?
$8.49 on




metal-beard-oilMetal Beard Club Beard Oil
For those among us, who grow some serious hair on their face… get serious about maintenance.
$6.99 from Metal Beard Club




slayer-grinderSlayer Herb Grinder
For those of you…who…uhh…grind…herbs.
$25 from Slayer





metallica-riff-life-gloves-1Metallica Riff Life Glow In The Dark Gloves
You gotta keep warm right? Wear some metal gloves!
$8.99 from Metallica





marshallminiampMarshall MS-2 Mini Amp
For the musician on the go, this battery powered 1-watt amp clips onto any belt buckle. Warning: may cause rocking at late hours of the day.
$49.99 at Amazon





drinking-hornViking Drinking Horn
I have no idea why it took us this long to add this to the list. Wine glasses? Not metal. Viking horns… very metal!
$16.62 on Amazon




cities-of-darkscorch-board-gameCities of Darkscorch Metal Board Game
This roleplaying game comes with two LPs of music to go with it. This seems like quite the immersive game for metalheads. The video on Cities of Darkscorch’s homepage will do a much better job of explaining the game.
$100 via Numero Group




Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book
A quick and easy stocking stuffer featuring metal puzzles, trivia and various other fun games.
$8.45 on






acdc-monopolyAC/DC Monopoly
You can gift this to somebody who really loves AC/DC, or really hates them. It works both ways.
$21.45 on





smok-h-priv-220w-tc-starter-kitAspire Pockex All-in-One Vaping Starter Kit
Now’s the time to get your loved one to finally kick that smoking habit, and it’s never been easier with this all-in-one starter kit from Vape Club that’s got everything he or she will need. For someone who already vapes, why not turn it up to 11 with the Smok H-Priv220W TC Starter Kit. Once you’ve the kit, you’re going to need some juice, so check out the wide range of eliquids available there as well.
£22.99 at Vape Club>


trooperbeerA Case of Iron Maiden’s Trooper Beer
Seriously, the coolest beer in the land. It’s not cheap though. If Maiden doesn’t float your boat, tons of bands releases booze this year.
Prices vary based on country





cannibal-corpse-apronFor the butcher in your life.
$15 at JSR Direct






antique-black-skull-dispenserSkull Soap Dispenser
For those who wonder: how could I make my bathroom a smidge more metal?
$20 from Texas Hill Country Ceramics






Marshall Mini-Fridge
Ok, if you really love somebody and need to spruce up their man-cave or just need an extra fridge for the garage, this is clearly the way to go, but it ain’t cheap!
$399 on



wooden-utensilsBamboo Guitar Neck Shaped Kitchen Utensil Set
For the soup shredder in your life, this will make a great stocking stuffer.
$18.99 on




deathwish-coffeeDeathwish Coffee
We were drawn in by the name, and stayed for the amazing taste and strength. USDA Certified Organic and Fair Trade!
Starting at $15.99.




tojtonyforestasliquidarson_1024x1024Tears Of Joy – Tony Foresta’s Liquid Arson Hot Sauce
If your loved one is into burritos, and into getting a little kick with his hot sauce, then new sauce from Municipal Waste and Iron Reagan frontman Tony Foresta sauce is right for them. I feel sort of sorry for whomever you are gifting this to.
$8.00 on Tears of Joy Sauces

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